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R.I.P. Tom Lehrer, mathematician and musical satirist

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Tom Lehrer, the renowned Cold War-era musical satirist whose jaunty and grim show tunes inspired generations, has died. Per Variety, Lehrer was found dead at his Cambridge, MA, home on July 26. He was 97.

Lehrer infiltrated the world of music from the ivory tower of academia. Born in New York City in 1928, Lehrer was a math prodigy. He entered Harvard at the age of 15 and graduated with a Bachelor’s degree in mathematics, magna cum laude, before his 20th birthday. He received his master’s in 1947 and went on to teach math at MIT, Harvard, Wellesley, and UC Santa Cruz, where he remained for much of his career. After being drafted into the army in 1955, he served in the NSA. There, he made his first contribution to American society: The Jell-O shot. “We were having a Christmas party on the naval base where I was working in Washington, D.C. The rules said no alcoholic beverages were allowed,” Lehrer told San Francisco Weekly. “We wanted to have a little party, so this friend and I spent an evening experimenting with Jell-O. It wasn’t a beverage.”

Lehrer’s unassuming rule-bending served him well as a satirist who couched a sardonic worldview in upbeat show tunes. After some time on the nightclub circuit, where he delighted Isaac Asimov with songs about venereal disease, Lehrer recorded his first album, Songs By Tom Lehrer, for $15 in 1953. Mocking his alma mater, the Boy Scouts, and Confederate nostalgia, Lehrer established himself as a bespectacled firebrand with a wry smile who didn’t pull punches. He returned six years later with More Of Tom Lehrer, which included “Poisoning Pigeons In The Park” and “The Elements,” perhaps his most famous song. Parodying Gilbert and Sullivan’s Pirates Of Penzance tongue twister, “Major-General’s Song,” Lehrer’s “Elements” recounted all 102 chemical elements on the periodic table. It became a staple of elementary school science classes and popular culture. Yakko Warner used “The Elements” as the basis for “Yakko’s World,” an Animaniacs fan favorite that has found currency in social media memes. Daniel Radcliffe said a recitation of “The Elements” landed him the role of “Weird Al” in Weird.

Lehrer’s political engagement extended beyond the United States. While touring New Zealand in 1960, he criticized Prime Minister Walter Nash and the New Zealand Rugby Football Union for its racist exclusion of Māori players from a tour of apartheid South Africa. “When the team goes to South Africa, we all must act politely,” Lehrer sings in “Oh, Mr. Nash. “So to all their local problems, let’s be mute. It might be a friendly gesture as a token of affection if we brought along some Blacks for them to shoot.” Saying he was banned and threatened with arrest for his satire, Lehrer stopped touring in the early ’60s. He found work on the satirical news programs That Was The Week That Was and the BBC’s The Frost Report. Later, Lehrer wrote songs for The Electric Company. Though he retired from music, his legend grew, influencing Dr. Demento, “Weird Al” Yankovic, Randy Newman, and Steely Dan’s Donald Fagen and Walter Becker. In 2012, his parody of “The Old Lamplighter,” entitled “The Old Dope Peddler,” was sampled by 2 Chainz for the track “Dope Peddler.” When asked permission to use the song, Lehrer reportedly responded, “I grant you motherfuckers permission to do this. Please give my regards to Mr. Chainz, or may I call him 2?” In 2020, Lehrer put all his songs and lyrics in the public domain before relinquishing the copyrights to his songbook two years later.

Though he retired from music, Lehrer remained a keen observer of the political world. In 2000, responding to questions about his musical retirement, he told The New York Times, “Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.”



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Opal: "With Tom Lehrer's passing, I suppose this is a moment to share the story of the prank he played on the National Security Agency, and how it went undiscovered for nearly 60 years." — Bluesky

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With Tom Lehrer's passing, I suppose this is a moment to share the story of the prank he played on the National Security Agency, and how it went undiscovered for nearly 60 years.

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Sneak Peek: New Airo Trains Coming to Amtrak Cascades in 2026

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The Washington State Department of Transportation (WSDOT) this week provided railfans with a glimpse of the future of Amtrak Cascades, providing the first photos of the new “Airo” trainsets coming off the line as they head to Colorado for testing. Set to go into service along the Cascades corridor between Vancouver, B.C. and Eugene, Oregon by next year, these eight new trains will be the first to be delivered as part of a larger, nationwide order of 83 trainsets.

The new trains include a suite of features intended to increase passenger comfort and accessibility and will be welcome replacements for Cascades riders. This spring, the majority of the Cascades fleet was pulled from service after the discovery of widespread corrosion within the aging Horizons cars, with older Amfleet I cars dispatched cross-country to fill in. While all of the seven daily round trips on the Cascades schedule were quickly restored, the smaller trains mean passenger capacity has been more constrained than before.

The shiny new cars heading off the line of Siemen’s Sacramento factory are headed to Colorado for testing. (WSDOT)

Along with a fully revamped cafe car, the Airo trains come with more ergonomic seats, dedicated power outlets, USB-C charging ports, and adjustable cup holders. New or improved accessibility features include integrated boarding equipment and inductive hearing technology to assist with onboard announcements. The restrooms on trains will come with touchless controls to improve sanitation.

Cascades riders have been clamoring for the new trainsets ever since Amtrak revealed preview renderings in 2022, as the manufacturer — Siemens — ramped up work.

The new cafe car may be the flashiest part of the new Airo cars, with mood lighting and sleek fixtures. (WSDOT)

The $7.3 billion national purchase order for new Amtrak trains was largely funded by the 2021 Infrastructure Investment and Jobs Act, also known as the Bipartisan Infrastructure Law (BIL). That federal cash infusion also funded nearly $300 million in upgrades to Amtrak’s SoDo rail yard, just south Seattle’s King Street Station — a project that the incoming Trump Administration tried to take credit for with a new sign along a SoDo street. When complete, the new maintenance facility will handle the new Airo trains, and will be able to accommodate future expansion of the Cascades fleet.

The new business class cabins on the Airo trains look to be extra luxurious, with extra legroom along with comfy ergonomic seats. (WSDOT)

While the new cars will provide significantly improved fuel efficiency, the Airo cars are not expected to dramatically improve travel times, with most of the current Cascades corridor limited to 79 miles per hour under current federal regulations — partly a reaction to a deadly 2017 derailment during the maiden voyage under a higher speed limit. Despite the fact that the new Siemens trains can achieve a top speed of 125 mph, that’s unlikely to be realized without significant track improvements, which would have to be negotiated with BNSF, which owns much of the right-of-way.

Having to negotiate with BSNF for use of the corridor remains a main reason that Amtrak Cascades boasts incredibly poor performance when it comes to staying on time. The most recent performance report released by WSDOT, from 2024, showed on-time performance had once again slipped below the 50% mark after a brief increase to 55% in 2023.

In 2024, on-time performance on Amtrak Cascades slipped below 50%, largely due freight interference. (WSDOT)

Earlier this year, the Washington State Legislature signaled an interest in exploring upgrades to the Amtrak Cascades routes, with the passage of House Bill 1837. Signed by Governor Bob Ferguson in May, that law sets an on-time performance benchmark of 88% and a goal of providing 14 daily round trips between Seattle and Portland, double the current number. Goals to improve train speed, however, were removed from the bill after concerns were raised by Republican lawmakers about creating an unfunded mandate.

Despite the relatively ambitious targets, the state likely won’t achieve its vision for Amtrak Cascades without federal help, and there’s considerable doubt about future federal funding levels for Amtrak. Earlier this month, a U.S. Senate committee approved an appropriations bill that included a 35% cut to freight and passenger rail compared to the amount authorized in the BIL. Congress is beginning to weigh a sequel to the Bipartisan Infrastructure Law, but the momentum — at least under Republican leadership — seems to be away from rail investments.

As that debate plays out, the new Airo trainsets are coming, and Cascades riders will be able to tout riding them before railfans in other areas of the country. Whether a foretaste of a feast to come or crumbs before a famine, their arrival on Pacific Northwest tracks will mark the beginning of a new era.

The post Sneak Peek: New Airo Trains Coming to Amtrak Cascades in 2026 first appeared on The Urbanist.

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Excited for the new trainsets. It will be interesting to see what sort of progress Washington can make on improving service without the federal government, though.
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Is a bee not conscious in the same way that an AI is not conscious?

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Do bumble bees play? (paper in Animal Behaviour, 2022).

It seems like they do, yes.

Eighteen wooden balls (15mm diameter), sprayed yellow and purple, were present in the walkway to the hive for a separate experiment. But, an observation:

Despite there being enough space to avoid the balls, bumble bees often seemingly unnecessarily walked over and rolled balls on their way to and from food.

There’s no apparent reward; rolling the balls appears to be intentional; young bees play more than older bees… young being 5 days and old being 13.

If the bees get to choose between a room with balls to roll around versus one without, they choose the one with the balls.

Playful bees!

Oh, men will be men:

Unlike female bumble bees, males do not supply the colony with food, that is, they forage entirely for themselves. Shortly after emergence, bumble bee males tend to leave the nest and do not typically return, instead searching for queens with which to mate. In our experiments, no virgin queens were present.

Aaaaaand so.... "male bumble bees were found to roll individual balls longer than females."

(trying v hard rn not to make a gag about incels playing video games in their basement.)

Ref.

Galpayage Dona, H. S., Solvi, C., Kowalewska, A., M”akel”a, K., MaBouDi, H., & Chittka, L. (2022). Do bumble bees play? Animal Behaviour, 194, 239-251. https://doi.org/10.1016/j.anbehav.2022.08.013


Play is a consciousness marker.

Like, observing play isn’t the same as observing consciousness directly. But it’s hard to imagine play from something that isn’t conscious.

Another consciousness marker? Learning.

From that same paper: "Bees become faster at handling flowers with experience."

Another? Feelings.

Don’t worry, bees are happy: Study finds hints of optimism in insects.

In this experiment they gave some bees a 30% sugar solution, and then the opportunity to enter an ambiguously-labeled tube which would contain either yet more sugar solution or no reward:

The sugar-treated bees took less time to decide to enter the ambiguously marked tube, suggesting that the sweet treat had led them to be optimistic about what they would find, the researchers report today in Science. [Happiness] leads us to make optimistic choices in ambiguous situations, such as gambling – just like the bees.

Boooo: "The scientists also ended the bees’ optimistic behaviors by giving them a dopamine inhibitor, which blocks the brain’s reward center."

Playful bees! Learning bees! Optimistic bees!

btw check out the recent episode of In Our Time about Pollination for more about bees.


So are bees conscious?

I get the feeling that bee-consciousness is the current consensus, yes. It didn’t used to be… insects were the biological robots of the animal world.

This article by Kristin Andrews covers both consciousness markers and the new consensus: “All animals are conscious”: Shifting the null hypothesis in consciousness science (Mind & Language, Jan 2024).

For instance, there’s a summary of the "eight markers of pain" (possession of nociceptors through to associative learning), and it is observed that these are taken as "very strong evidence" of sentience, and that is used in animal welfare legislation:

the report resulted in a change to UK law via the Animal Welfare (Sentience) Bill of 2022, which includes all cephalopod molluscs and decapod crustaceans as protected sentient animals for the first time.

Andrews generalises what’s happening here, arguing that

Rather than asking the distribution question [“Which animals are conscious”], we should shift to the dimensions question: How are animals conscious?


Another sign of the new consensus that animal consciousness matters:

The New York Declaration on Animal Consciousness (Apr 2024), with many prestigious signatories.

That declaration in summary…

  • "there is strong scientific support for attributions of conscious experience to other mammals and to birds"
  • there is "a realistic possibility of conscious experience in all vertebrates … and many invertebrates"
  • and "it is irresponsible to ignore that possibility"

They provide a background with tons of references, from gossipy crows to cuttlefish with episodic memory; snakes with a sense of self, curious zebrafish and lonely fruit flies who can’t get to sleep.


And of course books: More-than-human providing the theoretical underpinnings to decentring humans; Other Minds by Peter Godfrey-Smith popularising octopus intelligence; Ways of Being by James Bridle widening the scope of consideration still further to organisms, collectives, AIs… Movements like Interspecies Internet working on interspecies communication…

Why now?


I don’t believe we would be talking about bee consciousness without the possibility of machine consciousness.

Because the challenge is not consciousness but rather the lack of it.

My instinct, today, is to say that AI is not conscious. Perhaps someday, but not today.

But if I am also to say that a bumblebee is not conscious… well:

Is a bee not conscious in the same way that an AI is not conscious?

No!

Somehow I find this framing of the question way more generative and challenging than arguing about consciousness itself.

Because immediately I find myself saying oh but a bee IS conscious though not human-conscious, it’s not an absolute, and oh but maybe an AI today isn’t conscious but a future AI might be.

So suddenly it is uncontroversial to expand our definition of consciousness to include bees (and we can argue about whether to exclude large language models).

Which is a neat consequence!

I love that the prospect of AI consciousness is causing us to be more open minded about animal minds! Organic solidarity!

We should keep going… make more comparisons that open our minds even more…

Is an LLM not conscious in the same way that a rock is not conscious? Or a corporation?

And being forced to confront what we mean by “consciousness” also forces us to confront how we imagine that definition changes things, if at all: rights? Ethics? Empathy? Simply, legalistic clarifications?

Good discussions to have. Consciousness raising, if you will.

The challenge is how to get the whole mixed-up rich and wonderful mess of the AI consciousness debate into the public discourse, as opposed to yes it is/no it isn’t.


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How we get to better understanding local misinformation

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Earlier this year, the Olympia School District released an audit of its public communications. This document offers a fascinating look into not only the district’s recent history and public narratives but also the general flow of information within our community.

Typically, such audits seek to understand how people perceive what’s happening in their community. The Olympia audit, for example, asked, “How do you learn about the Olympia School District?” with options like “local media,” “word of mouth,” and “social media.”

Across the country, a clear trend has emerged: responses indicating “local media” are declining, while those pointing to “social media” are increasing.

However, the broad conclusion that more people are getting their local news from “social media” is problematic because the term itself is poorly defined. Few comprehensive surveys that include this question ask for specific examples. Is “social media” referring to posts from established news organizations? If so, shouldn’t that fall under the “local media” category? Or is it truly just individuals posting on various platforms? If so, which ones? The wild, woolly frontier of social media needs to be understood, not just broadly categorized.

To genuinely understand how information flows through our community, to do the real work of helping people grasp “the news,” we need to comprehend the entire ecosystem. Simply categorizing it as “social media” feels like shrugging and walking away. This isn’t an accusation but a call for a more precise framework for approaching the question.

Analyzing the Local News Landscape

Similar to the communications audit, there have been a couple of attempts to understand the changing shape and decline of local media.

I have significant concerns with the Washington State University (WSU) research. While their approach is sound, they make some simple categorization mistakes. For instance, Olympia, as the state capital, naturally has more news sources (like TVW and the Washington State Standard). However, the WSU study also includes two North America Talks platforms in our Olympia count that do not cover local Olympia news. Thurston Talk is their local brand here, but South Sound Talk covers Pierce County. While “South Sound Talk” might be vaguely interpreted, “Whatcom Talk” clearly covers Whatcom County, a detail they should have identified.

Another study, using Muckrack data, tracks the decline of local journalism over the past two decades. In Thurston County, it estimates approximately 6.3 “Local Journalist Equivalents” per 100,000 residents, which would mean nearly 20 local reporters. This number feels a bit high, but their methodology section is clear, so I plan to delve into their data further for a better understanding.

However, these analyses often overlook the entire other section of where people report getting their local news: social media. When I conducted a back-of-the-napkin analysis for Thurston Community Media on the local media landscape, I generally found what others did: a decline in established, professional local media (e.g., the loss of the KGY newsroom, the decline of The Olympian), the rise of digital-only platforms that approach news differently, and the creation of several social media forums that seemingly replace traditional news. Specifically, I noted r/Olympia on Reddit, the Thurston Scanner Facebook page, and the now-private Olympia Looks like Shit Facebook group.

The Dangers of Misinformation in a Fragmented Ecosystem

An incident just yesterday highlighted how this evolving dynamic, particularly with newly established digital platforms, can spark misinformation and how quickly that misinformation can become political fuel. A recent article from The JOLT at best poorly described, at worst mischaracterized a key point in an Olympia City Council meeting. The JOLT’s practice is to outsource most of its reporting to overseas reporters, relying on video footage rather than on-the-ground context.

The topic was a state-funded program designed to move unhoused individuals off state highway rights-of-way within city limits into more stable housing, think of the Interstate 5 embankment next to Hobby Lobby on Sleater-Kinney, which is inside Olympia but on state-owned land. Councilmember Dani Madrone described the situation as one where the state essentially handed local governments money and said:

“…local governments are in this position of, you know, the state said, “Here’s some money to get the folks without housing off state lands, bring them into your jurisdiction, and then, you know, you better hope we continue to fund it.”

However, the reporter misunderstood and misquoted her, framing it as though Olympia was intentionally bringing in unhoused people from outside the city:

“Madrone pointed out that local governments were encouraged to bring unhoused individuals into their jurisdictions with the promise of continued state funding. “

The reporter heard Councilmember Madrone say something about the city “bringing people into the jurisdiction,” but misinterpreted it in a way that what they wrote meant to the reader Olympia was importing people from outside city. Had they been present in the room, they would have been able to follow up and understand she was referring to unhoused individuals already living on state rights-of-way within the city. A simple clarification could have prevented significant confusion.

This misquote quickly took on a life of its own. A city council candidate picked up the inaccurate paraphrase and incorporated it into a version of the “magnet theory,” the unfounded idea that Olympia is importing unhoused people to boost its budget.

In reality, the right-of-way program aims to help cities manage homelessness that already exists within their boundaries, but on state-owned land. As of the following day, the post had been shared 43 times on Facebook, and I could only see a handful of those shares, some of which might be in active Facebook groups I’m not part of. This only tracks the story’s spread via Facebook on its first day.

This situation highlights a dangerous chain reaction: poor paraphrasing by an out-of-area reporter led to a public misconception, which was then used to fuel a misleading political narrative. It serves as a stark reminder that local journalism requires both proximity and precision, especially when reporting on sensitive, politicized issues like homelessness.

This incident also underscores a larger problem: the way we talk about “social media” as if it were a single entity. It’s not. Local Facebook groups operate differently from Nextdoor or a subreddit. And for each community, these local online communities are different. Understanding how information and misinformation flow through these distinct channels, and how it is received and reframed by different audiences, is as crucial as getting the facts right in the first place. We cannot mend local news if we don’t understand how people perceive it, and that perception is increasingly shaped by a fragmented, algorithmic media landscape.

Despite the practices of one seemingly legitimate online news organization, local journalism matters. So does understanding the ecosystem that surrounds it. If we are serious about either, we need to be more precise in our reporting and in our analysis of how that reporting moves through our communities.

The Future of Local Information

We are in the midst of a transitional moment for local news and information ecosystems, and we need better tools and frameworks, not just to fix the supply of local journalism but to understand how people receive and reprocess that information in a fragmented digital world.

The mangled “right-of-way” quote was misunderstood, amplified by a local candidate, and reframed as part of a broader narrative about Olympia intentionally importing unhoused people. A single reporting error, left unchallenged, became political fodder across local social channels.

This isn’t just a failure of journalism; it’s a failure of how we understand the local information ecosystem. As traditional newsrooms shrink, digital-only platforms emerge, and community conversations shift to increasingly opaque or siloed online spaces, we need new approaches to track and support the health of our local discourse.

Pulling back from Olympia, we’re seeing this debate occur on a national scale as people reading the tea leaves of the last Presidential race implore Democrats not to depend so heavily on legacy media strategies but to engage in the influencer space more.

We’re also seeing the promise of closed, walled garden social media pay off as the broader media industry is facing a “web traffic apocalypse.” The usual sources of online readership like Google Search, Facebook, and Twitter, have either deprioritized news or made algorithmic changes that dramatically reduce referral traffic.

Hope

There are also options to not just bring more reporters to town, but to grow and heal local social media. Organizations like New_Public are exploring how to treat digital public spaces like parks or libraries, shared infrastructure that communities must tend to, not just scroll past.

If we want to strengthen local journalism and civic trust, we can’t just ask where people get their news; we have to understand how that news is distorted, reshaped, or ignored once it enters the digital bloodstream. The future of local news doesn’t just depend on reporters. It depends on recognizing the complexity of the ecosystem we’re already in.

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